Okay, here’s the thing: There are too many awards shows. There, I said it.

But, let’s face it… the Oscars are the Super Bowl, March Madness and World Series equivalent of entertainment. But, they don’t come first in the frenzy that is award’s season, and that annoys me. You?

I am so competitive, that I want there to be one clear-cut and non-subjective winner in this entertainment game. I do not like the Hollywood Foreign Press to love somebody and the Academy of Arts and Sciences to love somebody else more. And, then there are the Critic’s over there in the corner making some other Choice and then the People making their Choice… In the end, aren’t we all choosing to hand out too many awards?!

I just have one question: Who is the best?  Is it Clooney or Pitt?  Wow, let’s form a consensus here, otherwise it just all comes down to who has the prettiest dress.

Speaking of fashion, if I catch one more moment of Ozzy Osborne’s daughter critiquing somebody’s outfit, I (okay, I admit I love that stuff…and she’s British, which makes it even better).

The bottom line, there will be winners and losers on Sunday and these are the best winners and losers in the entertainment game. The other awards are nice, but this one is Lombardi-esque. You don’t get nominated because some teenager in Scarsdale voted a whole bunch of times (I’m looking at you American Idol); and you don’t win unless you have major chops.

And the winner is…The Stiletto Showgirl!  (and hopefully George Clooney)

Until Next Time…